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How do you explain “out” to a
2-dimensional person? Say a very talented painter, one so talented
that he could quite literally breathe life into his paintings, one
day painted a picture of a person. A painting so exquisitely detailed
that the person on the canvas came to life. When that 2-dimensional
person wondered who created them, how could the painter put into
words an answer they would understand? How could they explain “out”
to their creation? More importantly, what if their creation didn't
care? What if their creation could pull them into a painting and kill
The series so far, whilst for the most part very good,
has only hinted at creepy. Previous series have brought us giant
killer dolls, man-eating shadows, and the weeping angels, but this
series has been very pulp-sci-fi heavy, with lots of aliens and
killer robots and retro spaceships. I've loved it, but I've been
wondering where the creep factor has been. Flatline delivers, where
episodes like Listen have merely teased.
I'm honestly surprised that a show
that's explored alternate dimensions and regularly deals with a ship
with interior dimensions vastly larger than the exterior dimensions
has never broached this subject (I'm choosing to ignore Fear Her).
The execution of monsters that exist only in 2D, which I think
Twelve called “The Boneless,” was brilliant. This was obviously
cheap CGI, but the design of the monsters, once they leave the walls
and enter into 3D space was terrifying. The budget CGI actually may
have made them more distressing. I have not seen a monster
quite so disturbing to human sensibilities in some time. I'm
hard-pressed to say that there's been a monster in the new series to
match them. My skin crawled seeing them stagger unsteadily through
the tunnels, like zombies you can't quite focus your eyesight on. And
the sheer horror of how they take their victims, sapping them of a
3-dimensional existence and reducing them to a mere image or
projection... I really can't express how unsettling these monsters
are. Poor #22 George...
If I'm disappointed by one thing, it's
the lack of opportunity to use the joke that someone's performance
was 'flat.' Taking a step back from the creepiness and excitement,
you have to stop and admit that Peter Capaldi spent pretty much the
entire episode stalking around the console room and ranting, and
still managed to make it feel like he was an active part of the
story. Clara's growth continues, and she seems to be moving in a very
interesting direction. It feels like some of the scrapped plans for
Ace back in the day are being adopted for her. I would go so far as
to say that's she's being inadvertently groomed, like Ace was
supposed to be, to hold her own in a situation The Doctor would
normally find himself in. I'm not going to say she'll end up a Time
Lord herself, but I really don't think we're going to get a standard
story's end for a companion with her.
Possible mini-TARDIS courtesy my kitchen counter
Clara really does take the lead in this
episode, in a manner unlike any other companion has, and it's very
interesting to see how naturally she takes to the role of leader,
even getting her own Companion. From “the one chance you've got to
staying alive” to Missy's having “chosen well,” Clara leads the
charge in this episode, with the Doctor reduced to Mission Control
role, much like you'd find in a video game, little more than a voice
in Clara's ear, occasionally handing her a tool. And Jenna Coleman
sells the hell out of it. These are the kinds of companion-led
episodes that you'd normally only find in the novels or Big Finish
audios. I'm really looking forward to where this is all building to.
This episode was written by the same person that wrote MummyOn The Orient Express, Jamie Mathieson, and given that he's now 2 for
2 in excellent episodes, I hope they invite him back next year. He's
batting a higher average right now than even Neil Gaiman did. I like
the little touches that were thrown in, too. The Addams Family
reference, resulting in Twelve hilariously piloting the TARDIS
Thing-style. “Siege Mode” basically resembling a tiny Pandorica,
and the Doctor's hair seeming flatter in seige mode. The fact that
the mini-TARDIS looked almost exactly like the “flight and sound”
TARDIS toy for the 5.5 inch scale figures. Twelve's speech at the end
about having to play the role he's dealt as he comes charging out to
banish the Boneless back to two dimensions as he declares himself not
just protector of our universe, but our very plane of reality.
“Good had nothing to do with it.” Clara is understanding,
on a level few companions have, how much darkness and burden that the
Doctor has to carry. I hope she's strong enough to carry that,
because I get the feeling she might soon have to.
The Prince's party is today and every vampony in my class will be there and they’ll all have their clan marks and I wanna get my clan mark, but I'm no good at turning invisible or dominating wills or ritual thaumaturgy but I wanna go to the party but how can I go to the party if I don't have my clan mark, which Malkie Pie says I can't just make appear but I need it to appear... right now!
Yesterday's post really struck a chord with some of the GMs in a Traveller discussion group. Here are some of the best comments!
[Idyll Hands] Would need to be heavy in maintenance bots and a control AI.
Then separate AIs (Ghost in the Shell types) that prowl datanets at high rates.
Probably would have to link to satellites in system that are already aggregating data via their own AIs.
The time delays for light speed transmission would make collecting data [difficult] let alone the lags of a orbital satellite transmitting a ground based intranet.
The recluse would need to be a uber-rich genius from a very high tech world to have the means to own any worlds data net. Just having codes isn't enough. Software would be the most major hurdle..... Everyone is going to have their own style of windows, unix, cobol, C++, etc. Any jump insystem would require the AIs update or teach themselves the local programming code before tackling 512k fractal encryption protocols.
Although I don't know if it would need self-updating AIs if it has access to the Scout Service's comm network, which certainly must be standardized across the Imperium.
The Scout Network is probably linked with self propagating software patches........ Dirtside, Orbital, and Belter computer networks wouldn't have to conform necessarily, and in some systems where Imperial presence is barely tolerated systems likely would not.
Now, a satellite in orbit over a world that has a legitimate reason for being, such as weather or telecomms, could also be sniffing every level of the electromagnetic spectrum. The AI onboard would be sorting (like Carnivore) by keywords, origin, repetition the data for relevance and flagging for review. The satellite would then dump a copy of the AI into a transmission when queried with the right code sequence. That copy would be downloaded whole to storage onboard and aggressively file scanned by Intrusion Countermeasure AIs for hidden code, altered code, trojans, viruses, and outside source subroutines. After that the AI would report to a Triumvirate of superior AIs that would analyze and vote on the relevance or importance of the data, a 2 of 3 or 3 of 3 agreement would be required for the data to be flagged for second review or human action.
The question you have to ask yourself Paul, is, well, let's take a system where Imperial presence is barely tolerated and they're not conforming. When did they start not conforming? How much code is getting recycled even if they aren't in compliance with the standards? And most importantly, how many code monkeys and custom software firms can an eccentric information broker obtain a significant stake in over 100 years?
We're maybe 50 years out from when computers first became a common tool for business. But remember how in 2000 we suddenly desperately needed COBOL programmers and we needed them right now or we were all going to diiiiiie from the Y2K thing! Nobody was rewriting their 20 or 30 year old code then - just patch it and move on. And that's 20st century Earth where the biggest difficulty a programmer in Oslo will have in setting up a conference call with her colleagues in Osaka, Mumbai and San Francisco is getting them all in the office at the same time and the vast majority of your coders are still going to be alive.
Now think about a universe where travel across a sector takes more than a month in the fastest ship and some of your software is really old. If we're reluctant to rewrite code that works just fine now, how long do you think it takes them to update fundamental things? Insert yourself into the system early enough or deep enough and don't do anything that's going to leave too much of a "Hey, someone knows our every move!" smoking gun and you don't have to do anything to stay in the loop - just sit back and let them send your various and sundry agents new copies of the keys to everything.
Vinge created a profession - programmer/archaeologist - "where your job is to excavate the underlayers of the old programs your computers are running". Unless you're doing hard core New Era stuff with fears of the Virus at every turn, I'm guessing that programmer/archaeologist is going to be a pretty common profession in the Traveller universe.
As for the ship...... This guy needs to be a talented and multidisciplinary engineer....... Software analysis, Facilities maintenance, robotics, heuristic computer networking, power systems, naval electronics, drive systems........
The ship would need a control AI / Damage control AI..... possibly another triumvirate voting system that is the hivemind of a fleet of semi-autonomous maintenance bots. Maintenance begins before something breaks. Bots would query sensors for accurate readings, Xray scan structural members for stress fractures, change filters, clean cosmic dust from exterior comm antennas, windows, lenses, etc, change filters and media in environmental systems.
That and be a fine pilot, astrogator, insystem navigator, ships systems engineer, communication officer, and cargo handler.
And now, some lovely rumors and speculation:
No one knows how True Tomas takes on supplies or gets repairs. The general theory is that since ships of this class come with a 20 ton launch, perhaps it is being sent to port for supplies.
Or possibly the Idyll Hands has a tortuga port somewhere.
Or maybe it meets with other vessels in the empty space between systems
Or perhaps everyone on board ship is dead, and it's run by an AI that thinks it's human... an AI back up of True Tomas, perhaps? An artificial copy of the long dead guy that was just meant to answer calls when he was sleeping.
Hmmmm. How many Idyll Hands are there really? The Aquemna is a VERY common design.... the hardest part would be spoofing the transponder. Which, given Paul's analysis above, wouldn't be that hard for someone with those abilities.
Or, to come at this from another direction - the PCs are hired to do something dull during some kind of scientific survey to some otherwise uninhabited systems blah blah snore - and all they have to do is refit a backup system or three en route. Four or five jumps and then back to where you started with a bunch of sorely needed credits. Literally, the GM is just GIVING the players a month or so of pay for rolling a few dice.
It's not until later they realize that their times spent in boring out of the way systems corresponded almost exactly with Idyll Hands' visits to nearby major systems. And that scientific surveys generally don't have money to just throw at things like refits in space. And is there any way to capitalize on that....
There could be all sorts of nifty lost data sitting ignored in its DB, which would probably log anomalies as a matter of routine.
I can totally see there being this BS body of lore built up around him:
He keeps transferring his intelligence into clones of himself
He's an Ancient device made to gather intelligence for their inevitable return
He's the last surviving TL16 Darrian, kept alive by advanced science
He leads the Ine Givar
It's a false flag by the Scout Service
It's a secret op by Navy Intelligence
It's a Zhodani psyop
He's actually a committee (Something like Anonymous, with more trigger discipline)
He's a project an investment concern manages to make sure they're always a little bit ahead of everyone else, but not so much that anyone would notice
Heh, I could also see playing it such that True Tomas and the Idyll Hands aren't directly related - like confusing UPS, with Amazon, with the companies that make all the stuff that you can buy on Amazon's website. So that when the players go to great lengths to pick at one string they find more strings leading to a whole different tapestry.
So, True Tomas basically rents bandwidth on the Idyll Hands?
Or hitches a ride, hidden in the data.
Any or all of these might be true. Isn't speculation fun?
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